hotwinger:

When you stay in the theater until the closing credits are over and there’s no scene after the credits.

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August

75,499 notes

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n0cturnal-state:

Ariesimage

Taurusimage

Gemini: image

Cancerimage

Leoimage

Virgo: image

Libraimage

Scorpioimage

Sagittariusimage

Capricorn: image

Aquariusimage

Piscesimage

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August

17,966 notes

This text was reblogged from friskyflamingo and originally by n0cturnal-state.

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

29

August

35,974 notes

This text was reblogged from heart and originally by burgerkid.

(Source: teejayguanabana)

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August

27,227 notes

This photo was reblogged from friskyflamingo and originally by teejayguanabana.

ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

29

August

85,626 notes

This text was reblogged from katyperryd and originally by tweeckos.

abovesuspicions:

all these spoons but no one to spoon with

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29

August

10,855 notes

This text was reblogged from barack-obottm and originally by abovesuspicions.

twinking:

blowjobs makes your day but anal makes your hole weak

29

August

137 notes

This text was reblogged from supnikita and originally by twinking.

(Source: best-of-memes)

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August

182,567 notes

This photo was reblogged from africandad and originally by best-of-memes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

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August

79,950 notes

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why feminism should include trans women

babydraygen:

• they’re fucking women

29

August

20,335 notes

This text was reblogged from duvk and originally by babydraygen.

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid)

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August

37,476 notes

This text was reblogged from dirtygrandma and originally by farfrompaid.

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August

47,026 notes

This photo was reblogged from officialbutts and originally by chevalierdog-deactivated2014082.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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August

139,814 notes

This text was reblogged from okay and originally by spaghetti-western-wannabe.

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

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August

166,243 notes

This text was reblogged from nippiest and originally by jadehariey.

thebluehairedsocialist:

Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.

29

August

24,297 notes

This text was reblogged from hate and originally by thebluehairedsocialist.